Received from Jim Kauffman on Nov. 16, 2002.
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Put down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Retrieve cash, card, and receipt.
6 Put window up.
7 Drive off.
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine.
3 Set parking brake, Put the window down.
4 Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
5 Turn the radio down.
6 Attempt to insert card into machine.
7 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8 Insert card.
9 Re-insert card the right way up.
10 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11 Enter PIN.
12 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13 Enter amount of cash required.
14 Check make up in rear view mirror.
15 Retrieve cash and receipt.
16 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17 Place receipt in back of checkbook.
18 Re-check make up again.
19 Drive forward 2 feet.
20 Reverse back to cash machine.
21 Retrieve card.
22 Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers in line behind you.
24 Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25 Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
26 Release Parking Brake
Received from Chuck Helwig on Oct. 6, 2002.
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America.
Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota.
Received from Jim Kauffman on Nov. 23, 2002.
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