Received from Jim Kauffman on Nov. 4, 2002.
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?".
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know, but this piece had always been there.
He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had it hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
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Received from Jim Kauffman on Nov. 21, 2002.
A blonde goes to an electronic store.
She goes up to the salesman and says "I'd like to buy this TV" The salesman replies "sorry I don't sell to blondes" the blonde, very angry goes home.
The next day she dresses up very professionally, pins her hair up and puts on a pair of glasses. She goes back to the store and says to the same salesman "I'd like to buy this TV". The salesman again says "sorry but I don't sell to blondes". Now the blonde is very angry.
The next day she dyes her hair brown and puts on the glasses and goes back to the store. Again she says to the salesman "I'd like to buy this TV" and again the salesman replies "Sorry I don't sell to blondes". The blonde starts yelling "I'm not blonde, look my hair is brown. Why won't you just sell be the damn TV?".
The salesman replies "Because it's a microwave".
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